One Size Fits All

Posted by on 05 Mar 2009 | Tagged as: Life

First an excellent photo of a shirt that resists Satin. I’d probably rather have a Satan or even a Stain resisting shirt instead.

Satin Resistance FTW

This weekend I’m attending a dance contest in Washington DC. I’m pumped to go and dance, then go and explore the city. Apparently the dance event has a purple theme on Saturday night so I spent some time in a mall looking for a purple shirt that fits me. Finding clothing that fits is always a challenge, but today it seemed especially so. I have the double whammy of being both 1) tall and 2) not fat. This generally causes me some problems when locating long sleeve shirts as I can either have shirts that fit my arms or fit my waist but not both.

To avoid this disaster I was trying on short sleeve shirts and was simply astounded by how rotund one must be to fit in an extra large shirt. I attempted to put on a “Large” shirt and it was too tight in the shoulders but I could easily have fit a rather full grocery bag up the shirt. The extra large was still a bit tight in the shoulders but had so much room in the belly even Santa would have been asking for a fitted version.

Also of note was the complete lack of other customers in the store. Isles of marked down items and no buyers. Not a good time to be in retail.

On Spending

Posted by on 01 Mar 2009 | Tagged as: Life

“The great irony of where we are today is that we had a Bush-Obama big-spending program that was bipartisan in its nature. We got big spending under Bush, now we’ve got big spending under Obama.”
-Newt Gingrich

Prior to the election I long maintained that we were really being presented with the following options:

a) Tax me at a high rate and spend the money killing people.
b) Tax me at a high rate and spend the money helping people.

While I’m not too happy with the first part of either of these two options, the second half was clear. I’d rather have a big spending on building back home than bombing somewhere else.

Dear Eugene

Posted by on 01 Mar 2009 | Tagged as: Life

Dear Eugene –

It has been too long since my feet have walked on your pothole ridden streets. Your dark skies and misty weather would sooth my lonely soul. For I know that after months of clouds and rain will come a flurry of color and beauty.

I miss the way I can get to any meeting on time even if I’m running late. I miss your hills and valleys, your cantankerous neighborhood groups and your farmer’s market. Your view of mountains on a clear day, and your year round temperate climate.

I miss your drunken duck fans and Saturdays spent at Autzen. I miss the friends, family, and likeminded people that also call you home.

I love you Eugene, and I’m sorry I ever considered leaving you. I’ll be back soon.

Your Native Son
– Will

Marketing Fail

Posted by on 24 Feb 2009 | Tagged as: Life

Sometimes your marketing deparment is as stupid as your springer spaniel.


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Cabinet Qualifications

Posted by on 02 Feb 2009 | Tagged as: Life

So apparently the reason I’m not up for a cabinet position is that I have been paying my taxes.
Unlike Geithner and Daschle. If only I’d known that instead of jail I’d be a top level Obama official.

It is NOT Peanut Butter and Jelly Time

Posted by on 30 Jan 2009 | Tagged as: Life

News item: The Peanut Corporation of America has recalled ALL products manufactured in the past two years! (In related news, fooducate.com is an excellent blog and I highly recommend it.)

This should NEVER happen. This goes way beyond an “oops” style gross negligence, and falls directly into the category of willful deceit of customers and the public. I’m astounded at the negligence and deceit of their customers and the public that this company has pulled.

Misplaced Metaphors

Posted by on 30 Jan 2009 | Tagged as: Life

If I hear “low hanging fruit” in one more meeting, I’m going to run away screaming.

Save The Ugly Too?

Posted by on 29 Jan 2009 | Tagged as: Eugene, Politics

Eugene-the-collective desires infill, has almost none of it, and certainly doesn’t want it anywhere near “my house”. While most Eugeneans would agree with the general sentiments of promoting density, limiting urban grown boundary expansion, and generally becoming more European few would have any idea how to go about this.

pinkhouse

To this end, the City of Eugene formed the Infill Compatibility Standards Task Team. The goal of the group is to “prevent negative impacts of infill and encourage positive infill.” This would seem like a worthy cause, but I would counter that the name of the group and the goal are not the same.

Eugene has a number of nice neighborhoods where you’ll find beautiful homes, gardens, and public space. But as with any city there will always be a house or two that don’t fit in with the surrounding area. For example consider these three shots from the Whittaker / Skinner Butte area. The first two are examples of infill, with both of these examples being attractive and “in character” with the surrounding area. The final example is an eyesore, but is most certainly not infill.

purplehouse

The problem with being “Compatible” is that sometimes the existing neighborhood is ugly to begin with. I live in a house that was built in the 1970s in the Churchill area. My neighborhood and several others around were constructed in cookie-cutter fashion, with about five different house patterns to choose from. All of them are single story, with a two car garage, a useless fireplace, and are set back from the street approximately the same amount. In short, I live in a mostly-ugly neighborhood.

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Now perhaps you live in the house next door and are tempted to take offense at my less than high praise of your house. Let me remind you that your house is probably the same layout as mine, has the same thin walls and the same uselessly small closets that mine has. We live in our respective houses because they had the correct beauty-per-dollar ratio for our wallet size. (The same can be said of those fortunate enough to live in nicer houses.)

Some neighborhoods are simply not compatible with beauty. Don’t put that nice looking multi-family building next to me! My house would look even worse than it already is, and I’d feel like even more of a schmuck for living here. Only ugly homes here please.

What a horrible reality that would be, as we’d never improve the existing neighborhoods that need it most. I would much rather we gradually move in the direction of beauty even if it doesn’t fit the immediate surroundings. If you’d like to buy my house and put an attractive multi-family home here I’m sure we could work something out.

Perhaps the “Infill compatibility standards task team” should be renamed to the “Ugly building elimination task team” and just be done with it.

On Spelling

Posted by on 15 Jan 2009 | Tagged as: Life

Spelling is an arbitrary collection of historical accidents - John McWhorter

Thanks, RG

Posted by on 03 Jan 2009 | Tagged as: Life

Why not just put my name on the byline and call it good?

Taxing miles, not gallons

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